< Gen X Glitch | The 8" Retro Arcade Robot
The 8" retro arcade robot with a Chuck-It bucket
BATCH_001_COMING_2026
500_UNITS_LIMITED
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GX-001 • 8" tall • LED eyes • Voice activated
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FREE_BETA
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GLITCH_APP
Control Glitch from your phone. No robot required to start.
  • Deploy Glitch reminders
  • Chuck-It task lists
  • Mixtape Mode
  • Glitch stats & badges
[ GET_BETA_ACCESS ]
iOS & Android
LIMITED_RUN
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GX-001_UNIT
The physical robot. Rolls, judges, hauls toys.
  • 8" retro TV head design
  • LED pixel eyes (4 styles)
  • Chuck-It Bucket included
  • Voice & app controlled
  • Batch 001: 500 units
[ JOIN_WAITLIST ]
$199 • Late 2026
ETSY_SHOP
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GLITCH_GEAR
Wear the glitch. Coffee, chaos, and 80s nostalgia.
  • "Coffee & Chaos" mugs
  • "Chuck It 1986" tees
  • Glitch sticker packs
  • Trucker hats & posters
[ SHOP_ETSY ]
Ships in 2-3 weeks
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UNIT_SPECIFICATIONS
+------------------+------------------+------------------+ | HARDWARE | SOFTWARE | BUCKET | +------------------+------------------+------------------+ | [==========] | [==========] | [==========] | | [ 8" CRT ] | [ LED OS ] | [ CHUCK-IT ] | | [==========] | [==========] | [==========] | +------------------+------------------+------------------+
Height
8 inches / 20cm
Weight
1.2 lbs / 540g
Power
Rechargeable 18650
Connectivity
Bluetooth + WiFi
Eyes
LED matrix (4 styles)
Bucket
12qt magnetic attach
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